On April Fool's Day,
George Bush slept in and didn't realize it was April already. But he is still a fool.
Richard Cheney told Dick Whittington, "Don't worry, I'm watching you... April Fool! BANG!!
Condi Rice said that we had made 'thousands of tactical errors in Iraq.' Then she said 'April Fool.' (unfortunately, this is accurate).
Al Gore said he will run for President in 2008. Then he said, 'April Fool.'
Donald Rumsfeld told the President that things are still on track in Iraq. The President believed him.
Congress passed a law giving undocumented workers exactly one year to apply for guest worker status. There is a secret provision in the law stating that one year from today, once we know who they are and where they live, they will all be rounded up, told 'April Fool,' and put on a plane out of the country.
The Arizona legislature agreed to quit complaining and fund English learner programs. Just below where the Governor is supposed to sign the funding, it says, 'April Fool.'