Monday, September 17, 2007

I hope God has a sense of humor. Otherwise, I'd want to avoid Nebraska right now.

Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers is suing God. He is claiming that God has made and fulfilled numerous terroristic threats, including "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like." Anyway, at least we know Senator Chambers has a pretty good onomatopoedic vocabulary.

He says he wants to make a point about frivolous lawsuits.

Yeah.

I wonder if God was also trying to send Senator Chambers a message Saturday when the Cornhuskers lost at home, 49-31 to number one Southern California.

1 comment:

Indy Voter said...

I'm curious as to how God got served. ;-)