Saturday, February 02, 2013

Liberal Groundhog Day predictions

On Groundhog day:

President Obama will not see his shadow, because he is facing resolutely forward to meet and take on the challenges of building a better future.

Hard to say whether the President's GOP critics are seeing their shadows as they are running from raincloud to raincloud and standing in every little squall they can find as they insist there will be four more years of winter.

Lance Armstrong is seeing his shadow. And he is standing very much alone.

Bill Clinton is seeing his shadow, and he is quickly doing the dishes, vacuuming the floor and folding laundry, because his wife called to say that she is on her way home from the office.

New Secretary of State John Kerry isn't seeing his shadow, because he's still standing in Hillary's shadow.

Rush Limbaugh is seeing his shadow. The big, red, round nose, afro wig and size 22 clown shoes are easily visible.

Former Senator Jim DeMint may still be able to see his shadow, but it is fading rapidly.

New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg is seeing his shadow. It looks like Cory Booker.
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